At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze.
Perfect disaster, ever after.
remember how steve carell and I are going to have the same alma mater
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
petition to rename the term “wet dreams” to “snoregasms”
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
are you ok?
TECHIE GROUP TEXTS ARE MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD
freaking, freakin, fricking, and frickin are all fine and dandy, but I can’t stand it when people say “friggin”
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
please fucking obliterate the stereotype of dads always leaving and moms always being there for you
wow stalking everyone in the denison class of 2018 group is my only current hobby
To think that some people don’t see a problem with society is disturbing
it’s not just disturbing, it’s fucking scary.
Y’all “rape culture doesn’t exist” preachers can fuck RIGHT off