At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze.
Perfect disaster, ever after.
I need so much ice cream right now and we have none, somebody help
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
It’s true about the Post-it notes. I know this from my own personal experience.
Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.
trust me i have 6 girlfriend
Perfectly timed wedding photo
"I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways."-(via makelvenotwar)
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated