At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze.
Perfect disaster, ever after.
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it
baby husky and its tennis ball
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
pretty sure there’s a fire-breathing dragon in my throat, a gorilla sitting on my chest, and an elephant in my head
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING
Les mis: pop-punk edition
ever wish u could just
What jerk made this
it was me
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time