At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze.
Perfect disaster, ever after.
I think I’ve eaten more today than in the past year. Ready to be bloated af tomorrow
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
Puberty: *makes blood come out the vagina 4 days a month*
not even the first time I’ve got a message like this
OMG JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?
"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"-
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
John Green gets real
it’s international women’s day, so here’s a playlist all about girl empowerment.
01. Run The World (Girls) - Beyonce 02. I Don’t Need A Man - The Pussycat Dolls 03. Salute - Little Mix 04. RESPECT - Aretha Franklin 05. Beautiful - Christina Aguilera 06. Man! I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain 07. Maneater - Nelly Furtado 08. Fire Starter - Demi Lovato 09. Independent Woman Part 1 - Destiny’s Child 10. Titanium - David Guetta Ft. Sia 11. Can’t Hold Us Down - Christina Aguilera Ft. Lil Kim 12. Pretty Girl Rock - Keri Hilson 13. Who Do You Think You Are - Spice Girls 14. Work - Iggy Azalea 15. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor