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My name's Lauren.

At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze.

Perfect disaster, ever after.

I need so much ice cream right now and we have none, somebody help


lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.


patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

(Source: mariannesfaithfull)


(Source: 8ayonetta)


langleav:

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

It’s true about the Post-it notes. I know this from my own personal  experience.


(Source: pinkmanjesse)


thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

(Source: nonnbinary)


(Source: my-teen-quote)


pothepolarbear:

Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.


shakethistoyourgrave:

incredible

shakethistoyourgrave:

incredible


buttlass:

trust me i have 6 girlfriend


stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo


kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)


"I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways."

-(via makelvenotwar)

(Source: callmefranz36)


snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated


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